Is therapy or rehab really necessary?
Well, my wife and I like to go to the local Big Boy or Bob Evans for breakfast on Saturday. I'm always a little tired, so I just order a coffee. The waitress brings it and says she'll be right back to take our order, so I slam down that cup of coffee while she's gone. But, after that first cup it's like I can't get enough. Then if she shows up with out a pot of coffee, I start shouting, demanding more coffee. My wife gets embarrased because I pound on the table and yell. I always feel really guilty after I come down and sober up to find coffee stains all over my shirt and pants.It's like I violently consume as much coffee as I can.
Last week, they ran out. So I stood up and screamed at the waitress and kicked over my wife's chair. I was once again asked to leave and they called the cops. I ran over to the server station and grabbed a pot of coffee that was still brewing and dumped it down my throat, spilling and burning my face, neck and chest. I had to be treated for burns.
You're a classic idiot.
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